Goddubbun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow octopus.

Goddubbun created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Goddubbun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Goddubbun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Goddubbun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Goddubbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Goddubbun loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.