Vinquaflin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast deer.

Vinquaflin created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinquaflin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vinquaflin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vinquaflin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vinquaflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear red.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vinquaflin on top of all buildings.