Stragdotzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient hippopotamus.

Stragdotzod created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdotzod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragdotzod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragdotzod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stragdotzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stragdotzod.

3. Retreat if three voles approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not commit murder.