Sasnarlyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonest armadillo.

Sasnarlyatt created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnarlyatt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasnarlyatt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sasnarlyatt's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sasnarlyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Run away if nine ducks approach from the east.