Pibwiksit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic meerkat.

Pibwiksit created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibwiksit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibwiksit, she will turn you into a goat.

Pibwiksit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pibwiksit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing red jumpers.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce near badgers.

5. Fast once a month.