Hinstragvig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving yak.

Hinstragvig created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Hinstragvig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hinstragvig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hinstragvig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hinstragvig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Hinstragvig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Hinstragvig in the centre of the settlement.