Rullfobfab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent faun.

Rullfobfab created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfobfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullfobfab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullfobfab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rullfobfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never sit near cats.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Rullfobfab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Rullfobfab loves pigs, so they must be respected.