Tunnadstan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable seal.

Tunnadstan created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnadstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tunnadstan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tunnadstan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tunnadstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to nematodes while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.