Nurttargdad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic coyote.

Nurttargdad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurttargdad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurttargdad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nurttargdad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurttargdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurttargdad.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.