Kabmidgon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise lion.

Kabmidgon created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmidgon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabmidgon, it will turn you into a frog.

Kabmidgon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kabmidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.