Gubsadlarpgov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody cobra.

Gubsadlarpgov created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubsadlarpgov, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubsadlarpgov, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubsadlarpgov's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gubsadlarpgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.