Yossgamyab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage clam.

Yossgamyab created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yossgamyab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yossgamyab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yossgamyab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yossgamyab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.