Weegofflig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish narwhal.

Weegofflig created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegofflig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegofflig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Weegofflig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Weegofflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.