Zidzengon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful squirrel.

Zidzengon created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zidzengon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zidzengon, she will send you a sign.

Zidzengon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zidzengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat grapes.