Sawhabdon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient giraffe.

Sawhabdon created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhabdon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawhabdon, it will ignore you.

Sawhabdon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sawhabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from purple doves for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.