Bodgonnart is a god.
He takes the form of a small, able
dingo.
Bodgonnart created gold eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bodgonnart, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bodgonnart, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bodgonnart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bodgonnart's Holy Commandments1. Always help monkeys.
2. Do not wear white clothing.
3. Never mention voles.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not make images of living things.