Pibfodjathin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable frog.

Pibfodjathin created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfodjathin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibfodjathin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pibfodjathin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pibfodjathin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing red shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

4. Never feed coconuts to shrews while wearing rings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.