Fatmatsigyogzenzog is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome
hippopotamus.
Fatmatsigyogzenzog created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatmatsigyogzenzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fatmatsigyogzenzog, he will turn you into a goat.
Fatmatsigyogzenzog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Fatmatsigyogzenzog's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatmatsigyogzenzog.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never wear yellow skirts.