Fatmatsigyogzenzog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Fatmatsigyogzenzog created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmatsigyogzenzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fatmatsigyogzenzog, he will turn you into a goat.

Fatmatsigyogzenzog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fatmatsigyogzenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatmatsigyogzenzog.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear yellow skirts.