Mifvinzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fox.

Mifvinzim created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvinzim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifvinzim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mifvinzim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mifvinzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Always help eagles.