Lannibbafvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional jackal.

Lannibbafvag created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Lannibbafvag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lannibbafvag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lannibbafvag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lannibbafvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lannibbafvag.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.