Gepwadnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy hyena.

Gepwadnur created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepwadnur, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepwadnur, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepwadnur's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gepwadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepwadnur.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.