Nabsugbun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever snail.

Nabsugbun created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabsugbun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabsugbun, he will turn you into a tree.

Nabsugbun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nabsugbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.

4. Always obey Nabsugbun's priests.

5. Never think about amino acids.