Gessbuglat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless newt.

Gessbuglat created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessbuglat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gessbuglat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gessbuglat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gessbuglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at black holes.