Wipnulzakbastrilgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking guinea pig.

Wipnulzakbastrilgab created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnulzakbastrilgab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipnulzakbastrilgab, it will manifest in front of you.

Wipnulzakbastrilgab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wipnulzakbastrilgab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wipnulzakbastrilgab on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured snails.