Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent crow.

Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Renfidbon Dodtikbimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the south.