Yartnulyatjangebyatpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent dragonfly.

Yartnulyatjangebyatpom created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartnulyatjangebyatpom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yartnulyatjangebyatpom, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yartnulyatjangebyatpom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yartnulyatjangebyatpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yartnulyatjangebyatpom on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at galaxies.