Jablikhan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless raven.

Jablikhan created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablikhan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jablikhan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jablikhan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jablikhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing pink rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jablikhan on top of all buildings.

5. Never jump near dolphins.