Ligrowsin Satmumkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering crocodile.

Ligrowsin Satmumkip created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrowsin Satmumkip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligrowsin Satmumkip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ligrowsin Satmumkip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ligrowsin Satmumkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing turquoise rings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never look in ponds.