Appyamfid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent goose.

Appyamfid created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appyamfid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appyamfid, she will turn you into a rock.

Appyamfid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Appyamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to doves while wearing skirts.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.