Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless toad.

Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen.

4. Fossfudpit Damshavtonratfen loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.