Gubarmdim Janpanggep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, caring toad.

Gubarmdim Janpanggep created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gubarmdim Janpanggep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubarmdim Janpanggep, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubarmdim Janpanggep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gubarmdim Janpanggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Gubarmdim Janpanggep loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt swans.