Sandobdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless raven.

Sandobdud created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Sandobdud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandobdud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sandobdud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sandobdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sandobdud.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep four sharks in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.