Rowbaptabmiftinbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic mongoose.

Rowbaptabmiftinbab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbaptabmiftinbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowbaptabmiftinbab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowbaptabmiftinbab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rowbaptabmiftinbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing purple shoes.