Podgemman is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, impressive manatee.

Podgemman created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Podgemman, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podgemman, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Podgemman's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Podgemman's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed parsnips to bats while wearing ear rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podgemman.