Binnell is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient dugong.

Binnell created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnell, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binnell, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Binnell's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never talk about fire.