Flanfadvab Stipjipnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome bear.

Flanfadvab Stipjipnull created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanfadvab Stipjipnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flanfadvab Stipjipnull, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flanfadvab Stipjipnull's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flanfadvab Stipjipnull's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.