Pogwotdog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful capybara.

Pogwotdog created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogwotdog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogwotdog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pogwotdog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pogwotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never hurt pigs.