Megtaphit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable troll.

Megtaphit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtaphit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Megtaphit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Megtaphit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Megtaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the east.