Cemflisgess is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical hedgehog.

Cemflisgess created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemflisgess, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemflisgess, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cemflisgess' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cemflisgess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Cemflisgess' priests.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not make images of living things.