Fligguptab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Fligguptab created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligguptab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligguptab, he will come to you in dreams.

Fligguptab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fligguptab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Run away from green turtles, for they are unholy.