Mumcitcep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody ant.

Mumcitcep created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcitcep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumcitcep, she will come to you in dreams.

Mumcitcep's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mumcitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Mumcitcep in the centre of the settlement.