Bomtimget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident dove.

Bomtimget created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomtimget, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomtimget, he will strike you with lightening.

Bomtimget's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bomtimget's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about comets.