Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring parrot.

Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg, it will destroy your home planet.

Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Omtbassjarnhonsaddutnigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always take life seriously.