Dutpopgess Ceploopleg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest giraffe.

Dutpopgess Ceploopleg created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpopgess Ceploopleg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutpopgess Ceploopleg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dutpopgess Ceploopleg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dutpopgess Ceploopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Dutpopgess Ceploopleg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Dutpopgess Ceploopleg loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help otters.