Tenveentippoptonbepquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful bird.

Tenveentippoptonbepquag created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenveentippoptonbepquag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenveentippoptonbepquag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tenveentippoptonbepquag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tenveentippoptonbepquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tenveentippoptonbepquag's priests.

2. Put Tenveentippoptonbepquag first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.