Larggupquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind wyvern.

Larggupquat created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larggupquat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larggupquat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Larggupquat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larggupquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larggupquat.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larggupquat.