Rakkenflat is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, calm gerbil.
Rakkenflat created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rakkenflat, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Rakkenflat, it will turn you into a mouse.
Rakkenflat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Rakkenflat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear violet clothing.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.