Wapyattwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful dugong.

Wapyattwod created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wapyattwod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapyattwod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wapyattwod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wapyattwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapyattwod.