Narlkipquag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable fly.

Narlkipquag created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlkipquag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narlkipquag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Narlkipquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Narlkipquag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Do not shave your chest.