Fettabsigyart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless naga.

Fettabsigyart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fettabsigyart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fettabsigyart, she will torture you forever.

Fettabsigyart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fettabsigyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fettabsigyart four times a day.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.